Jean pant

i bought some underpants yesterday, cos my washing machines broken and i've worn all my other pairs about three times already. So i thought i may as well get two pairs you know? Cos i don't really go underwear shopping that often.
So i got them home and was all excited cos it was quite cold yesterday and i wasn't wearing anything under my jeans. And then i put these things on, they're like those tight-ish cotton cross between boxers and normal underpants, and they come up to my arms.. they're supposed to be quite short, but if i pull them up so my special bits are snug, then they come up to just under my chest. They're so long. I look like an old woman.
Now when i let my baggies hang down a bit so my boxers stick out just a bit for that sexy look for Carrie, I look like an incontinent man with a boob tube.
Don't ever buy underwear from Pick n Pay.